When he thinks he can impress you with his mediocre guitar skills. hopemclellan – Instagram 2/13
As this man plays his guitar,
And sings romantic things,
There’s only one thing on his mind:
Plucking her heartstrings.
louisebrooksfanclub – Instagram 2/12
For my one and only. The one who has always been there for me. The one whose lips curl when I pluck these rough steel strings, when I gift her a long warm hug and small peck of a kiss, and when I tell her how much I adore her. The one who is dearest to my heart. The one who will be with me forever. My dearest. bri.mic.pet – Instagram 2/11
The gentleman: “Love sees through two very normal individuals. Individuals like you and me, my darling. Love travels through long distances and yet always makes it to its destination. Just as a single strum of a guitar radiates through an entire room, love captivates the soul of all who will simply allow it. Why, love is in my heart for you, my dear. Don’t you know that I love you? Kennedy S. TX – Instagram 2/11
“Oh Tim, please go away. You’ll never get anywhere playing ‘Tip-toe Through the Tulips” even if you grew your hair out.”
Sarah M, Des Moines Iowa – Steampunk Threads on FB 2/12
“Should I give him my pie?” Catherine P. – Steampunk Threads on FB 2/11
Can you please learn to play ANY other song besides “Baby Shark”? Tiffany L. – Steampunk Threads on FB 2/11
Oh come on now, stop that.. Kim L. – Steampunk Threads on FB 2/11
“Hello Clarice” Kate S. – Steampunk Threads on FB 2/11
When he calls himself a musician but it turns out he only knows one song. R Shay H. – Steampunk Threads on FB 2/11
Don’t give up your day job darling. Donna B. – Facebook 2/13
I’m a jealous fool, please forgive me. Sherri S. – Facebook 2/11
Betty wasn’t sure if it was Bertie’s rum soaked breath or the bawdy lyrics of his warbling that warmed her cheeks to crimson. Adrienne S. – Facebook 2/11
“Alas my love ye do me wrong to cast me off discourteously” *swooning* Katie B. – Facebook 2/11
“Valentine’s Day serenade? Maybe next year I’ll just ask for chocolates.” (Megan H – Atlanta, GA) – Facebook 2/11
This is the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings- a silly song.
In what key does a man sing to his valentine? In the key of “be mine” of course.
Brittany B. from Tremont, IL
If only he could sing as good as he plays the guitar! He can’t play worth a hill of beans!
Oh dear lord, he has shot in the brown again!
The things a man will do Lady Love….
He was playing a familiar tune on his guitar that flooded her mind with memories of the past.
I dare not ask a kiss I dare not beg a smile, lest having that or this I might grow proud the while.No the utmost share of my desire shall be only to kiss the air that lately kissed thee.
Mother was right! A well-placed rat under my curls blocks the sound completely!
Aw Julius, enough with the risqué lyrics! You’re makin me blush!!!
If only he could play in tune and sing om key, what a delightful pleasure this would be. Oh, woesome me.
Strumming on my heartstrings.
He’s such a romantic wanting to play his guitar for me but I was out so late last night all I wanted was a nice long nap in the hammock. Now I will have to do something with my hair.
If he only knew what a naughty thought I’m thinking. I wish he’d stop fingering that guitar’s neck and start fingering mine!
HE’S SO FULL OF ALCOHOL, IF YOU PUT A LIGHTED WICK IN HIS MOUTH HE’D BURN FOR THREE DAYS.
My ears are bleeding! He’s so off pitch!
Castro Valley, CA
You are the spice in my soup
Sugar in my cake,
You… Just you!
Ah! If he only knew how difficult it is for me to contemplate my next purchase from Recollections with him making so much noise!
In the good ole summer time, The good ole summer time.
“If music be the food of love, play on.” William Shakespeare
Wake up little Susie, Wake Up
(Everly Brothers Song)
What a rude awakening! I have a cheek-ache because I’m poked up! He’s a whooperup and his guitar playing is off tune! What will the neighbors think!
Serenading My True Love…
Love me Tender, Love me True, I will always be right here. For my darlin I love you and I always will……
A lady preferres banjo.
Serenading my love.
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