We now have the evidence to put that scalawag behind bars!
Even after listening to the judge and all his Podsnappery, we were still able to take the egg for the jury and win the case!
I am not a soiled dove and I resent being called one
Picture #5 – “Hello there, Mr. Geoffrey Feiger? We need some help up here in northern Michigan.” Madelyn Le Page, Warren, Michigan
I was flustered. It was as if I couldn’t speak a threepenny bit as I raised the newfangled contraption to my ear. But in a thrice, Dear Sister retrieved the key to its operation from the safe. Fortunately, I regained my composure and with her guidance, made my first use of the dreadful thing.
#5 In the lawyers office
“Yes, Operator, I need Scotland yard please.”
What?? We’ve just won the right to vote?!! Praise the lace on my pantaloons!
Miss Arabella Mansfield and Susan B. Anthony continue their important work for women’s right to vote. As the first female lawyer in the United States, Miss Mansfield won’t stop until all women have equal rights.
“Excuse me Sir, What am I wearing? Don’t be a pervert, you bedswerver! I’ll have you know, I only wear Recollections fashions!”
Castro Valley, CA
Mr. Watson, come here – We want to see you.
I’d like to order an extra large pepperoni. Does that come with breadsticks? (Kingston, NH)
This hold music is appalling! Why, I don’t even think the clavichord is in tune!
Abhorred by the skilamalink actions of the attorney, Elizabeth made a quick call to the constable to tell what she had just discovered.
Katie S, Minnesota
Do you see what she’s wearing??? I’m calling Recollections to make an intervention.
Mount Clemens, Michigan
As soon as this client hangs up, I am off to go Christmas shopping with my chuckaboo!!!
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