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I told him I’d kill him if he didn’t wash the dishes. He should have heeded my warning.
I was right to not let him see my new dress. He would have never drank his arsenic tea then. A lady must be prepared to dress right for any occasion.
This tree is the only one who understands me.
My lover is kept, his vault sealed closed and can only be opened by my enchanted rose. Through dirt and through mud, and grass he shall rise. Up through the ground he’ll shed all earthly ties.
His eyes shall be open, his spirit set free, my one true love shall return to me.
“A rose by any other name doth smell as sweet, but this freshly mowed turf is playing havoc with my allergies! I can’t smell a thing!”
I told him I would kill him if he didn’t get me this dress…
However should I tell him that I accidentally gave his true love a red rose of no return? Maybe I should just keep quite and give him a nice rose too! Sounds like the easy way to do it.
Thinks to one’s self “I know that black is slimming, but does this make my butt look big?”
Monica H.
Stockbridge, Georgia
Thinks to one’s self “I know black is slimming, but does this make my butt look big? “
Everyone wants to kiss a girl in black!
“…haven’t had a date in sooo long! That new match site Kreepers&Peepers.com has the most promising beaus! How romantic is THIS place to meet for a first date!!! I hope he thinks I’m spellbinding!”
Saundra P.
Henderson, NV
“…haven’t had a date in sooo long! That new match site Kreepers&Peepers.com has the most promising beaus! How romantic is THIS place to meet for a first date!!! I hope he isn’t thinks I’m spellbinding!”
Saundra P.
Henderson, NV
It’s Halloween my love I’m dying to see, I’ll try my spell to call him up to me.
He used to give me a rose of my thoughts and now its his turn
“I guess now he realizes he should have spent the money and bought me a dozen.”
‘Well, I know you want a lover
Let me tell you, brother
She’s been sleeping in the devil’s bed
and there’s a rumour going round, someone’s underground….’
Witchy Woman, Eagles, 1972
Debbi W
Albuquerque, NM
‘Well, I know you want a lover
Let me tell you, brother
She’s been sleeping in the devil’s bed
And there’s some rumours going round, someone’s underground…..’
Eagles, 1972
Debbi W
Albuquerque, NM
He should have chosen me and given me the rose
A red rose for my love.
Beverly F
Marble Rock, IA
Looking for “Mr. Right”!
Hmmmm ! I wonder who see’s how awesome that I look today !
Claudia H Texas
No Witch compares to me in my ” Morticia inspired Black Dress”!
Diane P.
Sumter, SC
Longing for my lost love…
I’m sorry! Was that a poison apple?
Kim P
Tucson, AZ
No Witch compares to me in my ” Morticia inspired Black Dress”!
Diane P.
Sumter, SC
Can you please correct the ‘y to ‘t… just doesn’t read the same lol… thank you.
My poisoned rose resulted in his death? How grave.
Katie S.
Minnesota
“Why don’y you come up sometime and see me?” Mae West
Jacki C.
Shreve, Ohio