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Sis, I found your phone.
An apple a day, may keep the doctor at bay. But if you taste of my apple, with your life you will pay!
Oh sis, I can’t even look at an apple, it makes me sick. I know I had too many shots of Mother’s homemade brew last night at the Halloween party. I promise I’ll be a better witch!
Another apple? Really, 57 is my limit on apples!
There’s a guaranteed witch in every set of sisters.
Claire Powell
Fairhope AL
“Look at me I tell you! This magic potion to you I give, if you do not partake of it- you may not live.
For this is but a magic cure, for the one you lost who did so lure, you to his side and is now gone for sure.”
“Poisoned apple? Darling please, no one uses those anymore… Poisoned pumpkin spice lattes are all the rage…”
What’s the magic spell for apples? I want a Red Delicious, not a Honey Crisp.
Sister we must keep up our strength if we are going to dance the night away at this Halloween party.
Monica H.
Stockbridge, Georgia
Come now, Drusilla. An apple a day keeps the witch doctor away!
Cathie C.
Canada
Please Trust me IT is Just an Apple! I Will not Harm you….I am a good witch and I love the way you dress!
“Sister, you haven’t changed your hat since the royal wedding! Vogue is NOT taking our annual Halloween photos, so eat this apple and let’s get UgLy!”
Saundra P.
Henderson, NV
I really can’t eat a apple you know they give me gas
No thank you! An apple a day keeps the doctor away and my doctor is very handsome and single.
Anna C.
Castro Valley, CA
“Did you really think I’d fall for this one? Really?”
I expect a caramel creation so beautiful and tasty that my prince charming will fall in love with me and leave that whiny princess at the castle.
Take a bite its gluten free and no carbs.
This apple will make you feel so much better my dear friend.
Beverly F.
Marble Rock, IA
Eat it!! Don’t make my get my winged monkeys…..
Eati it!! Don’t make me get my winged monkeys…..
Come on, Eve, one little bite won’t hurt!
Esmarelda—-I told you not to eat that Apple ?
Claudia H Texas
“Oh, come on! It’s a lousy apple. It won’t blow your diet.”
“Here, have a bite my pretty lady…”
Witch apple do you prefer?
Kim P
Tucson, AZ
Just take one more bite of this APPLE and you could become
as BEAUTIFUL as I am!
Diane P.
Sumter, SC
Apples are rich in antioxidants, go on and eat it !
‘Double, Double Toil and Trouble’
Debbi W
Albuquerque, NM
“Are you SURE you got it from the right tree this time? You’ve botched the last three jobs with normal Honey Crisps!”
Katie S.
Minnesota
Just look at you! I told you not to eat those over ripe apples!
“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
Mae West
Jacki C.
Shreve, Ohio
Red delicious? Madame, the scandal! Take it away!
I told you we should have flown on our broomsticks. That puny apple won’t kill anyone either.
Honest!! This one isn’t poisoned, only that one for that little girl was ever poisoned!
One poisoned apple spell from eons ago and no one ever lets you forget it!
Oh honey! Apples are so old school!
An Apple a day keeps the goblins away. Joan M Auburn.